i have this little sister she is small and very funny
she was my childhood accomplice and scapegoat and stooge and companion and opponent and ally and victim and confidante and assistant and substitute and buffer-zone and co-conspiritor
sometimes i think it must have been hard for her you know, what with her being the talented one and the popular one and the outgoing one and the sensible one and the mature one and the smart one and the attractive one and the useful one and the friendly one and the versatile one and the driven one and the together one and the good one and the likeable one and the one who makes the kind of choices that aren't constantly being called into question my life wouldn't have been the same without her in it and probably worse probably
you think it's funny? well you're drowning in it too
everybody hurry down to the shore there's a whole ocean of slurry with breakers of gore before the fetid swell so we'll dive right in you'll get used to the smell as we're going for a swim and you'll get used to the burning sensation on your skin the corrosive murk is churning as it dissolves you in and soon you will become it as you melt like gruyere cheese and once everyone has done it we'll form the stinking seas