i made a cat's cradle from an elastic band but too short, stretched too taut it dug into my hands more than string so my fingers began to turn blue til it sprang from my hands and fell onto my shoe
in some ways isn't each of us like a squirrel we hide things without really knowing why we are essentially vermin only sightly cuter we are always grateful when a stranger feeds us crisps we can be surprisingly vicious very few of us aren't grey
many thanks for the title suggestion go out to the lovely @likecrazypaving
trying to chop things without a big steel knife awkwardly talking about twitter in real life the population of the united states these are a few of my irrational hates
the phrase "really, really" and the misuse of "literally" the fact that i cant tell a moth from a fritillary the way my mind dwells on my smallest mistakes these are a few of my irrational hates
adults who don't know what the singular of dice is the wilful disobedience of touchscreen devices everyone's queuing but nobody waits these are a few of my irrational hates
stop staring at my notebook over my shoulder even if you could read my scrawl you can't read my mind i'm not writing about you well, clearly i am now but i wasn't before you started see, now you've looked away so all you've done is reveal yourself to be guilty but don't think i haven't seen the way you keep glancing back kudos for your attempts at subtlety but you're not fooling anyone let's make this clear one final time stop staring at my notebook over my shoulder
fighting back sleeop although my eyelids beg for slumber counting down reversing sheep but soon reach negative numbers my reason and my instincts torn but i can't lie here any more and my thirty-seventh yawn propels me, stumbling, out the door