i've never played a cello i've never read hello i've never under-analysed the works of aa milne i've never won a race i've never been to space chances are i've never seen your favourite film i've never won a toga i've never tried to yoga i've never saved much money through attempts at haggling i've never prayed to zeus i've never finished proust in fact i've never even eaten a madeleine i've never been to lords i've never been adored i've never impressed people when i've met them i've never kept control i've never reached my goals though that's because i've never really set them
i remember knowing your family before you existed i remember you as a tiny child wailing for an entire holiday i remember the summer of 95 you were there, small but peripheral (i was at a self-involved age)
and now i am informed you are a fully adult person following me on the twitter?