i've never played a cello i've never read hello i've never under-analysed the works of aa milne i've never won a race i've never been to space chances are i've never seen your favourite film i've never won a toga i've never tried to yoga i've never saved much money through attempts at haggling i've never prayed to zeus i've never finished proust in fact i've never even eaten a madeleine i've never been to lords i've never been adored i've never impressed people when i've met them i've never kept control i've never reached my goals though that's because i've never really set them
i remember knowing your family before you existed i remember you as a tiny child wailing for an entire holiday i remember the summer of 95 you were there, small but peripheral (i was at a self-involved age)
and now i am informed you are a fully adult person following me on the twitter?
i knew the correct answer to a question on only connect as soon as the second clue appeared but only because i wrote a poem about it this time last year
father give me the patience not to need to help where i am not needed and father give them the ability not to need to have put my last prayer to the test
you descend form the cooling air condensing into being lending a flattering soft focus reminding me that the background is unimportant scenery turning every journey into a series of surprises making every turn an adventure hugging me damp being all i see
before a full and busy day to find five minutes' peace to pray for strength to face each new morass perform a mental mise-en-place itemise foreseen concerns and prepare for each in tern is never quite enough to get me through it but i'd fare much worse if i didn't do it
gingham and paisley and especially houndstooth believers that dawson's creek's dialogue's profound truth the way i'm allowing myself to stagnate these are a few of my irrational hates
not being warned about triggers or spoilers overproduction that makes music joyless the volume of food diners leave on their plates these are a few of my irrational hates
assumed social skills i have still yet to master playing a fender, especially a stratocaster mediocre or worse things that everyone rates these are a few of my irrational hates